I just saw this picture online that said “Stretch your ears, not your vagina.”

First off, slut shaming much?

Secondly, vaginas, unlike earlobes, naturally return to their normal size and shape. They also are designed to stretch to accommodate sex and birth. Earlobes are not naturally designed to accommodate gauges. Thus, they won’t return to their normal size without a lot of work on your part or surgery.

My ex-friend who deleted me from Facebook might have possibly read my Tumblr posts referring to her (I never mentioned her name in any of them), even though she deleted her blog months ago. She claims to hate Tumblr and want nothing to do with it.

So … if my suspicions are true, then why is she reading Tumblr blogs when she hates Tumblr? I don’t care for 4chan, based on things I’ve heard about it, and thus never go to it. And what is she doing, reading MY blog? Is she spying on me? If so, for what reason?

What she’s doing, if I am right in my suspicions, is actually pretty creepy.

I’m stuck at my mom’s house and she’s out on a date right now and I won’t be able to go home for another hour … I’m ready to go home NOW.

My friend’s crazy ex-girlfriend who I used to be friends with. But since their break up I’ve suspected that she only ever liked me for my looks and my skill in making costumes, and not me as a person.

My friend’s crazy ex-girlfriend who I used to be friends with. But since their break up I’ve suspected that she only ever liked me for my looks and my skill in making costumes, and not me as a person.

Welp

She unfriended me on Facebook.

I’m not sure if I should be offended or humored. But I should have seen it coming. Just proves that she only liked me for my looks and my skill in cosplay.