The Forgotten Storm

Stormuna

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I’m hungry.

But at least I don’t blab about it on the red carpet.

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My dad and stepmom found this house in Bellevue that they really like but they don’t like the neighborhood :(

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I need to get myself to bed earlier tonight ….

Permalink Why does this dog think that my entire bed belongs to her
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As soon as I get home it’s nap time for me.

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I wonder if I should delete my Twitter.

I never use it and have only one follower …

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Either way they’re itchy and ANNOYING

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How did I get bug bits in random places on my torso????

Unless they’re not bug bites …..

Permalink So I’m looking at 20,000 Names for inspiration and I’m looking in the “Word-Names” category. There are all these other names that sound fancy or deep, and then I see the name “smithereens”. I … I just can’t.

"Hello, what’s your name?"
"Smithereens."



"You know what I think I’ll name my first-born child?"
"What?"
"Smithereens."

WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD SMITHEREENS?!
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I want to one day get someone’s name and number “by accident”, while they don’t know mine. Then I want to text them, pretending to be that person from the future, like how Jim sends those faxes to Dwight as “Future Dwight” in the office.